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This year's cultural tour will take us to the surprisingly good little party town of Phnom Penh from Thu 23-Sun 26 Sep, with an option to return Mon 27 Sep for those that want to run with the local Hash. Thu is a public holiday, so one day off work is required. The tentative itinerary is as follows:

Thu 23: Early morning flight at 08:55, Dragon Air, which gets everyone checked-in to the hotel by noon? The afternoon's infamous "Cultural Crawl" will touch on most of the cities historical sites, including the Royal Palace and Silver Pagoda, Independence Monument, Central Market and Wat Phnom, plus heaps of tatty but charming crumbling French colonial architecture.

Fri 24: A day to explore Cambodia's years of war and the chaos and genocide of Pol Pot's Khmer Rouge. We will start at the Tuol Sleng Museum of Genocide and then drive out to the Killing Fields and Choeung Memorial. In the late afternoon we will enjoy the tour's 1st main run in the lush green Cambodian Country side. Short-cutting is strongly not recommended (unless you want to end up as short as Jackoff!).

Sat 25: A relaxing day on the Mekong River, as we cruise for 1 hour to the rural weaving village of Koh Dach (Silk Island). In the late afternoon we will enjoy the 2nd main run on the culturally rich and exotic island. The local Gash (gentlemen's) Hash has been invited to join us.

Sun 26: A free morning to enjoy shopping, explore more Watt's (a favourite of U Watt's Bitch while on tour) and museums or hire a car to go off and fire heavy weaponry (Oh yes!). For those returning, bus to the airport will depart the hotel 15:30. Dragon Air arrives back in Hong Kong at 22:30. For those staying the extra day there will be a run with the local Hash (details TBC).

Mon 27: Taxi to the airport will depart the hotel 15:30. Dragon Air arrives back in Hong Kong at 22:30.

Ground costs for 3 nights in Phnom Penh are $2,000. Dragon Air Flights are approximately HK$3,600. You need to book your own flight, so please contact at Travel Expert, CWB. Tel: (852) 28347787. A Visa is required, and one can be booked on-line. The cost is US$25.

Fifteen rooms have been reserved for the Southside. If you wish to attend, then please pay the Tour Master a deposit of $500. The first 15 to pay are guaranteed the $2,000 ground costs, plus a room at the Lux Riverside Hotel.

If you are planning on attending, please reply to ASAP.

Pissing In The Wind

WTF is happening to the Southside??? In days gone past, the title of "Royal" designated the best hash in HK. Now it seems that the "R" bestowed in 1997 should stand for "Really Fucking Wussy"!

Will you ladies please sort yourselves out - I believe handbags at dawn have been suggested - or fucking resign. As an ex-HM, this is not the shite I expect from the Southside.

Don't like the views?? Shouldn't have made me webmaster!!

The referendum results are in, and pack has spoken - see the results of 2010's most momentous vote (sod Legco or the Australian Parliament - this is where the action really is!)

The Gay Wallace

Do you like the new tartaned look for the website? Upon the HM's order, the contemporary tartan from his clan, Wallace, has been used to bring a stomach churning look to the website. The background tartan, "The Gay Wallace", has its roots in the underground homosexual clubs of Riccarton where younger clan members often confused the rugged women in dresses with the only slightly hairier men in skirts.

It has been a busy couple of weeks for the hash what with the AGM and multiple runners On Homes. As most of these go un-remembered, a few images from the 2010 AGM and SOfS/This Sux/Blowhole/E&T's On Home have been pulled from the Hash Archive for selective publication on the website. Some how a few pictures of Yummy Mummy also slipped in, not quite sure how that happened.....

The Dawning Of A New Era

Some said that it would never happen - but due to the ineptitude of the outgoing HM, the neckies of his properly elected successors, and CoHare's complete allergy to leadership roles, it has now come to be.

Yes, Haggis Humper is Hashmaster!!!!!

Like an omen from 2012, this harbinger of doom will have his way with the next 12 months of Southside history (oh, except that the permanent record of this period will be determined by Poogie and myself as official organs of the kennel).

Starting in an efficient way, the following updates have been made to the website:

• The new committee has been immortalised
• Last years stats have been finalised and published
• Last year's hareline has been archived off - but remember that you can still go there to vote for the AGM run!
• The new and empty hareline has been created - along with the opportunity to vote for last week's run
• An archive of the website has been stored for posterity