Royal Southside Hash Trash © Run 1636

Run No:	1636
Date:	26 May, 2005
Location:	Sui Sai Wan
Hares:	Ice Dancer

Hareline:

The Pre-Run:

At 6.30 pm STFU joined Jack Off and Hugh Watt as the only on time runners and in true Southside style immediately started bitching about the directions from the bus terminus only to be interrupted by the arrival of the hare who had been busy re-setting the beginning of the run due to the intermittent but fairly heavy rain that had preceeded. Tinks plus beer then arrived along with the rest of the evenings runners Rearender, Coco, Emmaroyds, Spit or Swallow, Caligula and latterly Kiwi Sausage and Smallbone. This compact pack was later joined in the circle by non runner Pugak.

The Run:

The run commenced out of the recreation area and up onto the coast path after the 1st check of the evening. Caligula was eventually met with a large gate and decided that the shiggy/step trail to the right was the way to go. The hare was pissed off no-one descended the false trail down a rope towards the beach. Still leading Caligula took us up along and back down to a road and this time took a left at the check, a decision he and the rest of the pack regretted some 500 yards UP the road later as he hit the false trail.

Coco took over as FRB and retraced back down the hill and some 400 yds past the check down the hill to some more steps. After running along a catchwater STFU, Caligula and Coco came to a grinding halt with comments being made by the closely following pack such as “this looks like a f#cked up check” and general questions about the parentage of the hare. STFU finally called the on-on after clambering up and over a railing and on in to a housing estate. STFU`s FRB time did not last long as he when left looking for trail only to hear on-on called by Coco who then a few minutes later along with Caligula and others spent 5 minutes wandering around trying to find the trail A cleverly hidden blob of flour on some steps leading up to a series of slope management workings eventually saw the pack now reshuffled again, zig zag up the slope clambering over railings before hitting a check near the top of the slope. Several possible routes were checked by Tinks, Spit or Swallow, Jack Off and Emmaroyds with the on on called by the latter. My memory got a little hazy here but we ended up running up and and back down a road at this point before entering into a cemetery and following Tinks along and down through the grave stones to emerge back on to a road at which point STFU and Spit or Swallow were suckered by the echoing voice of Tinks and went left only to hear trail called by Smallbone up to the right. From here on the trail was basically down and along towards the Island resort with a gentle run in back past the bus terminus with Smallbone, Jack Off and Spit or Swallow amongst those in 1st. A good run at around 1hr 10 for the quickest. Well done Ice for good checks and keeping us mostly together.

The Circle:

Kiwi calls the circle to order and Hugh Watt and Coco are nominated Amah and Assistant Amah only for Hugh Watt to default on grounds that he was driving so the roles are reversed and Coco has the honour and is duly dressed and greased.

Down Downs

Hashmaster kicks off with the usual calling in of the Hare, Ice Dancer for verbal abuse from the pack

Awards
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Down Downs Resume with

  Awards:

Sports Section:

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A selection of thoughts

When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a
good memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose.

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't
and stop, unless they are used together.

Thongs are not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try
Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.

I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

What's an Australian kiss?
The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with
everyone except you.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men
still sleep with their wives !!!.

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