The pack set off up the set of steps behind Joan of Arc school and hit the 1st check at the
top. On right to the 2nd check which sent them out along the contour above Tai Hang. A
3rd check by the river troubled no-one as the trail continued along Sir Cecil’s Ride. At this
point the front runner was Ice Dancer
, hotly pursued by Saddle
who then managed to screw up the next check above Clementi Road. This left Ice out on his own on to find the trail
along Morsoom Road and down the endless steps to Tai Hang Road where he managed to
scare the living daylights out of Smegma
(who was still walking to the run site) by shouting ON ON in his ear as he passed.
This was noted to be the only time Ice
has been heard to call ON ON in living memory. Now sniggering to himself Ice
arrived on Lai Tak Tsuen Rd where a cunning check at the mini bus terminus took him
down the steps towards Tin Hau Temple where he followed unmarked trail for 500m (silly
bugger. Saddle having recovered
ground continued up Yee King Road on to Cloudview Road and on home in a relaxing 51
minutes a minute more than as forecast by the hare. For your interest the arrival order was
Kiwi calls the circle
to order at 8.40pm and appoints Ice
as Amah who then immediately calls Kiwi for incorrectly dressing him with the apron inside out.
Kiwi then launched straight into the
Awards
Several awards given at this stage
See the awards table!
Down downs
Vice master Kiwi kicks off by calling
in the Hare, Camel who was met
with unusually muted verbal abuse from the pack but it considered an excellent run given
the conditions
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| VHM continues | Saddle is called in as RA and congratulated on making the rain stop just
long enough for the run and the circle.
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| VHM | Rearender, what
happened to the fitness regime, back to his “usual” position of back marker
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| AMAH greased
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| VHM | SmegmaSmeglips about that).
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| VHM | Ice & ET are in for
people recognition problems, how the hell could ET confuse Ice with
Camel and then Ice confuse ET with Tinkerbelle??
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| VHM | Non runners Pugak, STFU,
Jack off & Jeff (guest) were duly chastised for being wimps and scared of a bit of
rain. It was noted that our former HM is now on the hard stuff(sprite) rather than OJ
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| AMAH greased
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| VHM | Camel in next for
apparently being an hunted everywhere and being an endangered species. (One of the
women he impregnated must have found his address!!!).
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| At this point the VHM decided to handover the circle to the ex
hashmasters of RS2H3 in date order of their reigns as HM so 1st up was
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| ET 1993-4 | Saddle in
just for being Saddle (something
about being a pedantic C@nt
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| ET | Smegma for earning
more money now he is retired than when he was working. (can’t be from selling his
body!!)
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| Tinkerbelle 1998 | ET for
being a tight fisted bugger on parking meter money
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| STFU for being worried
about revisiting the site of his 1st naming (will anyone forget the enormous projectile
vomit)
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| Camel 1999 | Saddle for
claiming the run was all uphill–bloody difficult on an A to A run!!
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| ET next in for getting
lost on Braemar Hill, how long have you lived in HK??
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| Smegma 2003 | Ice for
calling on for the 1st time ever… did it have to be in my bloody ear!
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| Ice again did the above
call have to be at 120 decibels!! I am old not deaf?
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| AMAH greased
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| Smegma continues | Kiwi, Jeff &
Jackoff in for private circle and
Ice also pulled in - usurping the
HM’s authority.
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| Over to
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| Pugak 2004 | Jeff in for
flashing photos of Kiwi as a young boy – not a sheep in sight
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| STFU & Ice up next just
for being Scottish and therefore pissed off at the lack of Scottish players in the 1st Lions
test team selection. In fact come to think of it how many made the full squad?
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| Kiwi now decides
we need potential HM’s to show us their prowess in making charges.
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| Rearender | calls in Kiwi
for being a cheapskate at the Bridge and only having an open bar for two or was it three
hours
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| Jack off | Pugak up next
for being spotted on the sprite and no longer being on OJ
Is there a message in there
somewhere?
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| Jack off | Smegma for
interrupting – a bit of pay back methinks
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| Rearender – something
to do with too much shagging!!
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| AMAH greased
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| Ice Dancer | Rearender –
now moving onto European Tottie
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| Gives himself down down for being such a megastar( well at least that is what I
thought he said.
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| Kiwi is in for doing
something to the honourary gentleman last week at the ABC bar( anyone know if that
something was legal)
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| Saddle | calls in Jack off for
being pedantic and for photographing Luke Skywalker shagging a sheep, mayhem now
ensues as Jack off argues with
Saddle about which of them is the
more pedantic
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| AMAH greased
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| STFU & Jack off – no
hash gear
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| Saddle now stays
in charge in his capacity as RA and calls in Jack off who is duly cleansed with the holy cleansing agent and forever
cured of being a pedantic bastard (some hope of that!)
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| Kiwi now takes charge | Advises next weeks run which is a 6.00pm bus start at
Fenwick St going to Sai Kung Country park with
Hugh Watt as hare followed by a
BBQ ON ON at his place.
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| Camel | announces the ON ON at curry house in Wan Chai and the circle is closed
With the degreasing of the now pissed Amah
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Ok so this week I thought we would have a feature on why so many off us seem to prefer
our LBFM’s to other possibilities of the western variety. Well for starters they f@ck like
crazy, secondly they F@ck like crazy and never seem to have a headache, thirdly they f@ck
like crazy and are more flexible than a rubber band. Ok you get the picture but for a more
informed picture we need to look at a recent study carried out over many years of hard
research by Professors Cragggs. Taylor and Lutzen at the Neptune Institute in Angeles City
University.
Race and sexual fulfilment - a comparison of Asian and
Western models
Conclusion: what the f*ck is there to compare????
Actually this is bollocks just ask anyone of the professors above. Below is a selection of
the delightful young ladies who can be seen with very few clothes on at the link below for
those of you interested in such things
If you like what you see go to the link below
Link of the Week:
http://www.LBFM.net
This is absolutely not Haggis safe!!!!
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Pugak is now on sprite
Camel is arranging the annual tour – see website for details
The Koh Samui Hash are doing something on 8th 9th July and all are invited.
Mullet's in charge.
8-10th October 2005 4th Nash Hash Fiji featuring Spiderman as hare.
28-30th October 2005 - 8th Indochine Mekong Hash Vientiane, Laos PRD.
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