Royal Southside Hash Trash© Run 1641

Run No:	1641
Date:	30 June, 2005
Location:	Sai Kung
Hares:	Hugh Watt

Hareline:

Hello boys American style!!!!!

The Pre-Run:

Rain, rain and bloody more rain greeted the pack who slowly assembled in the Wanch. Looking for the bus in the usual spot we were greeted with a Carlsberg beer truck and thought wow Hugh Watt has really pulled out all the stops for this one. Unfortunately this was wishful thinking and some minutes later we boarded the bus and set off. We were advised by Cabbage and then several times by phone from Mrs Squeak of a major accident en-route and the combined knowledge of Tinks and Cabbage plus the latters Cantonese skills re-routed the bus through Kowloon Bay and onward to Wong Keng Shek to meet Hugh Watt and ET who despite being caught up in the traffic was already there. At a very late 7.20 we were given our instructions and 12 brave souls set off with the words of the hare “you are going to wet, just run through it” still fresh in our minds. Returnee Weeble looked a bit grim….

The Run:

Cabbage and STFU led the pack off along the main road and hit the 1st check some 800 yds up the road. STFU believing the local lad would guess correctly followed Cabbage straight on up the road whilst the rest hung around at the check to watch us turn around some 200 yds up the road. The correct route led us into the country park along a well made up path and carried on for a mile or so before front runner Jackoff hit a check back and returned to a nicely hidden check up a sort of river bed. ET retired at this point and joined Dribble who just decided to stay with the Hare having heard the “you are going to get wet bit so don’t even try to stay dry”. Pugak also took his own route at this point. And Weeble struggled valiantly to keep up with the front runners.

Smallbone was not out front leading us up the riverbed and ever wetter trail which begun to resemble a jungle. Soon he was also cursing the number of spider webs he met along the trail. STFU had now caught up and was perilously close to Smallbone’s arse leading Cabbage to comment about there is brown nosing to the HM, and there is brown nosing, but that was ridiculous. Having nearly eaten another spider Smallbone decided STFU should lead and experience the delight of spider web clearing. Where is Spiderman when you need him?

STFU continued up the trail across a number of now water covered stepping stones and eventually to a check. For the second time that night he guessed wrong and whilst Cabbage, Smallbone and Tinks went left and up and on to contour STFU eventually returned along the trail back to the check to meet Squeak, Jack off, Weeble and Spit or Swallow and direct them along the correct route. This part of the run was drier and Cabbage soon sprinted away along and then down the steps to meet the out trail and return along that to the first evenings check and back home left along the country park road to the home of the Hare for the On On.

STFU and Spit or Swallow eventually caught up with Smallbone and Tinks on the steps down with Smallbone then striding away along the out trail whereupon he mistakenly took a right turn for some unexplained reason, leaving STFU and Spit or Swallow to meet up with the now backtracking Cabbage who was kindly resetting the washed out on home markings for the rest of the pack. The remainder of the pack arrived over the next 15 minutes with Rearender again assuming his customary back markers role, although to be pedantic (it’s catching), ET was actually last since he was lost in the next village and didn’t show up for quite some time!!!.

A great if very wet run was now followed by an entertaining and sociable sit down circle at Hugh Watt’s pad.

The Circle:

Awards:

Sports Section:

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