Royal Southside Hash Trash© Run 1644

Hareline:

Welcome to Mui Wo

The Pre-Run:

Dogbite certainly must have had a fun time setting this run. The morning setting of the run started off hotter than H*ll and the late afternoon, right around 5 p.m. had the clouds opening up to provide a torrential downpour. Dogbite was less than enthusiastic about resetting the trail so he opted for plan “B”.

Nearly all, except Jackoff and Smegma caught the 6 p.m. ferry to Mui Wo as directed. As the pack, including returnees McShite and Mullet (but no Whippy), found the faint markings leading left from the ferry terminal, they were greeted at the covered park bench across from the China Bear by Dogbite for the run briefings.

The pack knew this would be an interesting run as Dogbite pointed out the general direction of the intended run. This was punctuated with comments like “aim for that tree”, “turn right, don’t turn left”, “watch for the on-in home sign”. Note, nothing about “the usual markings”……

So, off the 11-12 members of the pack went led, somewhat surprisingly, by Kiwi Sausage who was sporting a new “go fast” haircut.

Kiwi warms up for the run in his go fast haircut

The Run:

The trail headed up left towards the harbor headlands with Camel and Smallbone in hot pursuit of Kiwi. As the markings became noticeably fewer and fewer the pack became tighter as all milled about trying to find trail. Dribble, being older and occasionally wiser, opted to bail out and headed straight for “B”, apparently with some inside knowledge.

After some time the pack somehow found itself at the peak pagoda on the way to Discovery Bay. Ice used the opportunity to call On… only to have to correct himself and then try to catch the pack. But, only after having a huge neckie about being up on the Peak (ed note: well then, why did you foolishly go up there when there were no markings?). Fortunately, the trail doubled back and wound down hill and eventually behind the Silvermine hotel and to “B”.

Meanwhile, Smegma and Jack Off valiantly tried to find “B” from the Ferry terminal. This resulted in a “Twats walk” of sorts for both as they wandered about the villages, eventually stumbling upon the trail and the “on-in” after about an hour. Following Pugak, they arrived nearly at the same time as the runners.

Having navigated the circuitous path “on in”, and right at an hour into the run, Camel and Smallbone arrived at Dogbite’s Mui Wo residence (“B”) followed closely by Kiwi, McShite, Coco, Mullet, and Tinks. Pugak who all showed up shortly thereafter.

Bringing up the rear of the pack were Rearender and, as normally now seems to be the case – Ice, dead last yet again. Perhaps a renaming to ICE Bottom or ICE BUTT is in order?

The Pre-Circle:

This location afforded all a chance to relax, remove their sweaty clothes, and discuss the run and other important matters. The pack patiently awaited their respective turn to use the outside hose/shower, whilst Kiwi entertained the members.

Kiwi shows off... after the run

And, after a suitable interlude, all except Ice, who stayed behind for a long and lingering shower, adjourned through the apartment and up several flights of stairs to a well appointed rooftop patio. This stellar location overlooked the bay, village, canal and village pathway in front of Dogbite’s place. Members quickly scrambled to secure the most comfortable chairs affording a suitable view of the upcoming proceedings, proximity to the large bins of cold beer, and out of the way of the smoking barbecue Dogbite’s consort was attending to.

The Circle:

Promptly at 20:50 Kiwi calls the seated assembly to order for the second seated circle of the year. Dribble, Coco, & Tinks are immediately nominated for Amah duties.

Mullett wins hands down.

The Hash Master, Smallbone, starts the proceedings.
Grease the Amah
	Stand-in RA Jackoff – the weather
Grease the Amah
	Non-Runners McShite, Smegma, Jackoff

Awards:

Smallbone's circle again:
	Coco – How many awards do you have at home?
	Tinks – private party
	Coco – looking for more cock this week
	Kiwi – surprisingly fit guy and with his new go fast haircut
Kiwi’s circle:
Grease the Amah
	Camel & Ice – Ex prime Minister of England died this week – a confirmed bachelor. As are both of these guys. Gay too?
	Dogbite – talking pack thru the run “If you stick together I will give you chalk”
Grease the Amah
	Coco – Brought umbrella on rain in case it runs
	Mcshite - Buggers off in Neptunes. Has a drink bought for him and leaves.
Grease the Amah
Smallbone's circle again: Neckies galore tonight ….
	Dribble – Toffee Supporter on tour with Saddle, but Dribble not going now. What is Saddle doing? Pulling his toffee?
	Dribble – pure fashion abuse
	Tonights run? Dogbite for no chalk, pagodas, flour, chalk, rain, markings, imigination, and steps
	Mullet – “Last bit of white stuff – Why the F*ck are we going up here then?”
	Pugak – “too f*cking long run tonight Dogbite”
Grease the Amah
	Ice – Ultimate Neckie. Crested hill with no calling of markings. Then, mark and call “F*ck off”
Ice’s Circle:
	Describes his normal morning routine – coffee, wank, dump
	Kiwi & Dogbite – Reminds him of pooch café comic strip
	Mullet – here to get his run count up to Weeble’s total… and not here for a visa
Smallbone's circle again:
	Rearender – not last in again tonight
	Ice – last in again
	Returnees – Mullet, McShite
Kiwi’s Circle:
	Coco – long-time in shower washing his “hair”
	Mullet – Needs more Welshmen on the Lions team next time
Grease the Amah
	Smegma – something bad
	Tinks – wrong hotel lead
Smallbone's circle again:
	Tinks – pissed Ali McBeal off and he will never come back
	Ice & McShite – Scotty beamed up last night and that leaves 2 Scots on this hash.
	McTurd comment from Amah…
Grease the Amah
	Mullet – Big Wig overstayed and now has big appointment tomorrow to pick up passport
	Visiting HM circle – Mullet
	Tinks & Rearender – didn’t go to the tree, they shortcut
	Smallbone & Tinks – 1yr & 3 days (ed: pedantic comment) since he left and returns to find the Amah apron is Sh*t. Things have gone to H*ll.
	Rearender – too noisy tonight
	Pugak – whinging and squealing
	Tinks & Rearender – short-cutting
	Kiwi – major short-cutting
	Ice – Used chalk and still last. Set falsie and ran through it too.
	Dogbite – too many instructions
Grease the Amah
	Dogbite – flour in wrong places
	Ice – hair raiser but not educating the hares
Smallbone's circle again:
	Camel – Seen with a WT Saturday night. She had a U.S. passport- What gives?
Announcements: Next Weeks run – Smegma at Guildford road
Kiwi’s circle:
	Jack Off – notes getting out later and later
	Tinks & Coco – Said NZ ladies are not too smart….. well, these guys are no better than sheep since they can’t find the location
	Rearender – Disappointed since there are no Kabobs on the spread tonight
Mullet steps in ….
	Dribble & Smegma – socks up to the airpits
Kiwi’s announcement -
	Ice – calling behind but not in front of Kiwi
Grease the AMAH
Jack Off’s announcement -
	Update on Coco’s Saturday party
Smegma’s announcement –
	Coco’s party will be boring, come to the Klong for free drinks on PK
DeGrease the AMAH
Circle Closed.

Finally, some useful advice from these folks…

Sports Section:

As some of the members may know, the Hashmaster, Smallbone bought a new car. The scribes chipped in to hire an exclusive photo shoot from GASP© of the new ragtop just as he took possession from the previous owner.

Well, unfortunately, they got the wrong car… but we hope you like the pictures anyway….

Link of the Week:

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Pussywhipped says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"

ET says,

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Pugak discusses important matters

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