Royal Southside Hash Trash© Run 1645

Hareline:

The Pre-Run:

The signs were ominous as at around 6.30pm the hare was nowhere to be seen, and more importantly, Tinks and the beer were also missing. Fortunately the latter arrived momentarily and several of the assembled pack renewed acquaintances with the returning Twatman who's guest Colin commented that this was only his second hash - his 1st was a free china effort, and where he was looking forward to a shorter run, boy was he in for a disappointment! Just as your scribes were thinking about setting off anyway at 6.45pm the Hare Smegma arrived and after giving the briefest instructions in the history of hashing, the pack of 14 set off up Guildford Road.

The Run:

Okay so my knowledge of HK is still shite but here goes, after ascending Guildford Road the pack led Cabbage and Saddle crossed Peak road onto Barker Road and continued uphill and along to the Ist check with Cabbage, Ice dancer and Jackoff doing the checking. The trail was found up onto Severn road which kept the majority of the pack strung out over a few hundred yards with Saddle and Cabbage pulling away, the former never to be seen by the rest of the pack . After a couple of checks several runners including Ice, Smallbone, Jack off, Coco and STFU were all caught out at the bottom of Plunketts Hill having gone along Mount Kellet Road only to hit a check back. The trail was picked up Coco and the rest who soon found themselves running down Peel Rise and on into Aberdeen Country Park.

The remainder of the run was basically on the park trails with a final ascent bringing us up into Watford Road and then back to the start point. Ist in was Cabbage in 1 hr 10 with the rest in between 1hr and 90 minutes with Twatman and guest Colin bringing up the rear at 1hr 40 having been hampered by just having one torch between them. A long run if mainly flat but made more difficult with the lack of breeze in the Park section.

The Pre-Circle:

Upon return the pack were greeted by the Hare and his new plaything or Co-Hare as she was introduced, and by another familiar face H Whore.

A few minutes later Rearender turned up in a taxi, no not late in from the run, but early in from the drinking houses of Wanchai. He too had an honourary gentleman with him appropriately called Newt (given that Rearender was as drunk as one). He also had a rather large male associate Mike with him to add to the visitors list. Various moans were made about the length of the run, having honourary gentlemen at the circle (would have been okay if they had agreed to show us their chests) anyway more chests later on in the notes. Actually we need chests now so here`s some.

The Circle:

The circle was called at 20.50 and nominations for Amah were made with the contenders being H Whore, Smegma and Twatman. Smegma got the shout (a decision Kiwi would regret) as from the very 1st down down Smegma contrived to disrupt, interupt or otherwise generally fuck up the proceedings by way of ensuring he never gets the shout again.

Just to ensure complete mayhem Kiwi also nominated the inebriated Rearender to be Amah watcher. Come on putting a half cut guy in charge of beer, how clever was that!!

The Amah was eventually dressed and greased

ALRIGHT YOU LOT STOP JERKING OFF AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE NOTES

Various awards were given and received at this point (see table below)

Awards:

Mrs Squeak????

Smegma's new post retirement business venture

Sports Section:

I have had enough tits for one day so in honour of our returnee Twatman here are a selection of his namesakes. Beautifully packaged and presented for your delectation.

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