Royal Southside Hash Trash© Run 1648
Run No: 1648
Date: 11 August, 2005
Location: Kotewall Road, Mid-Levels
Hares: Ali ("he'll never be a Southsider") McBeal

Hareline:

Run No. Date Hare Run Location On-On
1649 18-August-05 ET Sai Kung Town
1650 25-August-05 Emmaroyd TBA
1651 1-September-05 Rearender Lai King
1651 8-September-05 Tinkerbell HKCC Wong Nai Chung Gap F&C supper on site


Ali (he’ll never be a Southsider) McBeal
at an early age, and still trying to get in on the action

The Pre-Run:

The run started at a bit of an obscure run site in Mid-Levels, the pack conjecturing that Ali (he’ll never be a Southsider) McBeal might have built the place especially for the run, however he didn’t fix the plumbing as there was water pissing out of everywhere.

A mid-size pack was in attendance, minus Smegma who saw fit to start the run 20 minutes early by following chalk into the University – dopey went through 3 checks before he realized he was actually on the run and not following chalk to A.

An unintelligible briefing was given by the hare Ali (he’ll never be a Southsider) McBeal with marking that bore no resemblance to Southside marking past or present – must be the pressure of the Nancy Kissel case?

The Run:

The pack went off down hill through an ex-squatter village – being mid-levels and posh instead of the usual Blue Girl beer bottles broken everywhere it was Pim’s and bottles of Boll’y. Tinks has an immediate neckie as he, like other members of the pack, saw on arrows at the top of the road going the other way.

The pack hit check number 2 in the University and headless chickens pursued – Smallbone was heard say that he hadn’t been to University before (explains a lot country boy!). After a bit of messing around Cabbage found trail upwards – surprise, surprise – he and Colin were likes rats up drainpipes following chalk.

At around this point a few members of the pack went AWOL - Dribble, ET, Smegma – as the trail took another upward turn, and they seemed to have pre-knowledge of the trail.

After a section of road and a haunted house – Saddle was heard screaming in pleasure after Hugh What followed him into the cellar…. But the notes digress here…..Anyway, the trail went back to shaggy. Dribble was seen trying to climb out the back window of the house with a TV, CD player and watches – thieving Scousa’s indeed!

The trail lead back into shaggy – where it stayed for the rest of the run – Kiwi and Cabbage (aka boring engineers) were seen inspecting a lot of fuck-off fencing along the trail – clearly designed to stop Greek airlines from crashing into the well-2-doers of mid-levels.

It was at this point that Pujak was beginning to look nervous – Hugh What has been somewhat satiated earlier in the haunted house, so that wasn’t the reason …………….. the Blue Dot trail ……….. hands……………. slippy………………… use of them…………..!!! Caligula could not contain his laughter when the rope section came up and he saw Pujak gripping the rope by his arse cheeks and mouth trying to shimmy up the rope.

Lots more shiggy pursued, and short cutting bastards were 10 a penny – Cabbage, Emmaroyd, et al until misfits and true runners arrived back at the bins.

The Circle:

Hashmaster Smallbone starts the proceedings:

This week’s Amah – Colin (what a surprise, he knew it was coming sooner or later….)

Grease the Amah

Grease the Amah (again) - Fessed up to HK Chinese and not Scottish (turn the apron around!)

Guess what……. ‘what time is it’?

Grease the Amah
Saddle – perfect weather as normal
Ali ("he'll never be a Southsider") McBeal – hare for crap run
Saddle & Pujak coming back in pain for very different reasons!
ET – quote of the night from the wrong person he was heard saying ‘you can never over mark a run ‘ ET can’t fucking mark one!
Camel (arrived at the circle late) – Burma tour announcement
Dribble – for something important, but no so important that it was recorded
Dogbite (arrived later with Camel) – love trip in Shenzhen (both of you get fucking jobs!!!)
Hugh What – also for something important, but no so important that it was recorded
Kiwi's Circle:
Camel & Smallbone – US navy hairdresser was in town and our septics could not resist a ‘his and hers’ hair cut
Ali ("he'll never be a Southsider") McBeal – forgetting his memory stick
Grease the Amah
Squeak – hash kit (yawn!)
Dogbite – for thinking Middle East girls are pretty… well compared with what is at home they are stunning (once they shave!)
Smallbone’s Circle:
Cabbage – also for something important, but no so important that it was recorded
Tinks – boring everyone with running here in 1864 and knowing the trail
Cabbage – being a very slow 40 year old runner (taking shortcuts now)
Grease the Amah
Cabbage’s Circle:
Hugh What – for going back in the closet for Cabbage's 40th and taking 2 women back to his place
Smallbone’s Circle again:
Grease the Amah
Caligula – also for something important, but no so important that it was recorded
Saddle – for stupidly agreeing the scribe (and he has our thanks…. Want to do it again this week?)
Dogbite – for refusing the same (and he will receive our wrath…. Want to take over for Saddle this week?)
Grease the Amah – lost control of the piss pots
Camel’s Circle:
Kilts sample came out – not appreciated by the pack (back to the drawing board)
Kiwi’s Circle:
Hugh What – 4 having a rusty under carriage (but did it work in the “clutch”)
Pujak & Dogbite - 4 telling Tink’s to go the wrong way down a 1 way street
Smallbone’s Circle again:
Ali ("he'll never be a Southsider") McBeal – 19 runs with the Southside and doesn’t know the markings, yet the Amah has 3 run and knows them back to front…. (ya, but Ali ("he'll never be a Southsider") McBeal is a lawyer and these things take them longer)
Grease the Amah
Caligula’s circle:
Ali ("he'll never be a Southsider") McBeal - using a compact mirror to lay run?
Pujak – bitching as usual
Smegma – because we can
Grease the Amah
Smallbone’s Circle again:
Hugh What – being deaf on trail
Ali ("he'll never be a Southsider") McBeal - no hash gear
Squeak’s circle:
Ice (not at run) so given to Saddle for unknown reason
Smallbone’s Circle
Ali ("he'll never be a Southsider") McBeal - gets the Willy
Dogbite – something about bleached shoes
Kiwi – over washing his shirt
Amah degreased

Circle Closed

Awards... now almost in crisis mode:

Award Awarded By Awarded To Date Awarded Retained by Weeks Held
Porcelain Penis (Malou friend) STFU Ally McBeal 28-April-05 Ally McBeal 15
Dick of the Week (aka MOTW) Coco STFU 28-July-05 STFU 2
Bullshit (Cowbell) Ice Mr Whippy 4-Aug-05 Mr Whippy 1
Whip Cabbage Cabbage 30-July-05 Coco 2
Mu-mu Shirt Dribble McShite 28-July-05 McShite 2
Snoopy with Orange Hat Rearender Haggis 7-May-05 Haggis 14
7's Tits Out Smegma ET 7-July-05 ET 5
Jester's Hat* Dogbite Squeak 4-Aug-05 Squeak 1

On On

Off down to the Kangaroo Bar for starters…

Sports Section:

Links of the Week:

http://www.peachescam.com/index-2.htm American amateurs, generally updated every other day

http://www.orsm.net/ - An Ozzie ‘magazine’ updated weekly, contains a good selection of pictures, jokes and ‘others’

An old guy in St. Paul, Minnesota bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared up I-27. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more.

Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a State Police officer behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110,120 mph.

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Officer to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "License and registration sir."

"Mr. Dewey, my shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

Darren looked at the trooper and said, "Two days ago my wife ran off with a Minnesota State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."

Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.



Why men become gay?

Isn’t Coco on vacation?
Well, you probably won’t be seeing this in Mynamar

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