Royal Southside Hash Trash - Run 1656

Hareline:

The Pre-Run:

On my way to the run I walked up some steps on a road called Ladder Street, must have been a premonition of things to come, upon arrival there was already Cabbage, Rearender and Kiwi Sausage who was gradually winding up the Hare with various comments about lack of water, not the usual start point and why did he chose Haggis as his co hare when he could have done much better. Our poor virgin Hare Spit or Swallow was becoming more and more agitated and eventually was heard to say "What the f@ck am I telepathic, am I supposed to read the hashers minds or what", the answer young man is yes of course, as being the Hare you have to cater for all the whims of the pack including pedantic bastards, the geographically challenged, mentally deficient and the down right deviant (no you cannot shag my missus is just not an acceptable answer) and in Squeak's case cold bottled san mig. Eventually Smallbone, Irish Spew, Tinks, Pussyfoot, Toby, McShite and Emmaroyds rolled in along with returnee for one night only Reggie who was already complaining of and showing to Kiwi Sausage a nasty rash on his inner thighs. He claimed it was his shorts but eventually admitted to shagging all afternoon with a certain honourary gentleman from a lesser hash. With a warning from the Co Hare Haggis about straying off the white rope the pack was off

The Run:

The trail started off up some steps onto Caine Road and the 1st check with Cabbage in his usual FRB position going right quickly calling ON ON and up Breezy Path onto Robinson Road with Kiwi Sausage, Smallbone, Irish Spew and STFU in close pursuit. After a gentle trot along the nice flat road we were turned into and thorugh a small sitting area and up some more steps, exiting on to rather nice exlusive private road only to head up some more steps and then some more steps and then guess what some more bloody steps with only one check to give Cabbage something to distract him from climbing the never ending f@cking steps. A brief check back had Irish Spew and STFU up front benefiting from the error but before long Cabbage , Kiwi Sausage and Smallbone came by and started their way up the aforementioned roped shiggy trail which led to a few scratches and trips on the way to topping out on Lugard Road. With the check solved the FRB's headed out right along Lugard Road. The trail continued down some steps and exiting onto Hatton Road and onto the morning trail where a cramp recovering STFU came upon Emmaroyds suffering the same calf cramps. Meantime Pussyfoot was gradually reeling in the pack having started slightly late and asked all he passed "is Kiwi Sausage ahead of you" desperate not to finish behind him for some reason. The FRBs now bottomed out onto Robinson Road cut across Conduit Road, stretched out along Bonham Road and eventually down Oaklands Avenue and Path back into Blakes Garden. The rest of the pack trickled in with only Rearender going over the 1hr 30 mark with most between 1hr and 1hr 15. A well marked if slightly predictable run once we headed up the rope trail. A good effort by Spit or Swallow ably assisted by Haggis (even if he couldn’t find Hollywood Road).

The Pre Circle:

The pack were joined by non runners Saddle, Jack off and Squeak and spent most of this period discussing the up coming tour and trying to guess who the mystery late arrival was from the vague description given by the Hare, it turned out to be Pussyfoot's mate Toby. Emmaroyds also had a minor neckie about his outrageously large tour shirt. It was also noted that all of our more senior gentlemen were absent clearly "saving themselves" for the tour.

The Circle:

Kiwi calls the circle and nominates Saddle, Squeak and Haggis but not surprisingly elects Reggie as Amah

Circle Closed

Amah degreased.

Awards: (Back into Crisis Mode)

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