Royal Southside Hash Trash - Run 1661

Hareline:

Oh well we dared to dream!!!!!!

1ST KIWI JOKE
An Aussie walks in to an Auckland bar and sits down. He orders a beer and turns to the bloke next to him. "Wanna hear Kiwi Joke?" the Aussie asks. Taken aback, the New Zealander says "Before you tell your joke, you should know I'm in the All Blacks as a defender and weigh 120kg. The guy next to me is a Winger and weighs 130kg and the guy next to him is another defender and weighs 140kg. Do you still want to tell a Kiwi joke?" The Aussie quips back in reply "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times..."

The Pre-Run:

STFU was first on scene to find a rather smug looking Hare basking in the late sunshine. Emmaroyde and Pussyfoot arrived and started discussing the subject of keeping dogs in Hong Kong ( not a nice way to describe their partners) and were soon joined by ET and Smegma (shock horror he arrived ahead of start time) who were then overheard discussing appropriate shagging positions for the elderly. Saddle, Spit or Swallow,and Tinks completed the smallish pack who were duly directed and sent off. Smallbone, his mate John, Pugak and Irish Spew arrived late and were soon off in hot pursuit with a few tips from the hare on the early checks.

2ND KIWI JOKE
Q. Why do birds fly upside down over NZ?
A. Because its not worth shiiting on

Q. Why did a NZer invent velcro?
A. Because the sheep got used to the sound of a zip.

The Run:

The run started from the usual Braemar Hill location, headed left behind the St Joan of Arc secondary school and onto the Tai Tam Country Park Trail. The first check is solved by FRB Pussyfoot who goes left and the second check goes straight on to avoid going up to the Braemar Hill Fresh Water Reservoir. At the first Pagoda there was a check back to the left which caught Saddle and the trail runs past a new Pagoda and up a stream bed towards the Wireless Station with Emmaroyde and STFU following aforementioned front runners to the top. At the top there is the mother of all checks with a 6-way monster covering the hill in flour blobs. Saddle and Tinks are amongst those caught out with Tinks deciding to give up after the third falsie and heading home back down the hill. The on-on is right past another small reservoir and the guard house near the top of Braemar Hill. The check back down the hill catches out Pussyfoot and the trail heads right down another stream bed(scene of a hash crash by STFU) to join back onto the Tai Tam Country Park Trail. As the runners sweep northwest towards home there are views of Causeway Bay and the city lights on the left. The last check catches Pussyfoot again and Saddle strolls home first in 40mins. Late comers Pugak, Irish Spew, Smallbone and John all make up time on the pack. ET gives up heading up the stream and heads back home. Spit or Swallow comes in last as it turns out he is more of a donkey than a Welsh mountain sheep. As advertised by the Hare nearly all runners took forty minutes on a very pleasant trail with no bloody steps.

Well done Kiwi.

Another Kiwi joke
A new Zealander and a Queenslander are walking along in the country somewhere, when they come across a sheep with it's head stuck in a wire fence, with it's arse facing them. "Only one thing to do" says the NZer and pulls down his pants and starts rooting it. The Queenslander gets really excited "Me too, me too!" he's saying, and the NZer finally finishers and says "okay, your turn". The Queenslander pulls his pants down and sticks his head in the fence...

The Circle:

At 8:30 Kiwi calls the cirlce

John, Pussyfoot and Pugak are given nervous moments before Saddle was nominated for the Amah role

Circle Closed

Some more Kiwi jokes
A new Zealander and a Queenslander are walking along in the country somewhere, when they come across a sheep with it's head stuck in a wire fence, with it's arse facing them. "Only one thing to do" says the NZer and pulls down his pants and starts rooting it. The Queenslander gets really excited "Me too, me too!" he's saying, and the NZer finally finishers and says "okay, your turn". The Queenslander pulls his pants down and sticks his head in the fence...

Q.how do new zealanders find sheep in long cold grass?
A. very nice

Q. Why do new zealanders root sheep on the edge of cliffs?
A. So they push back

Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Kiwi's what does that make Cheeta?
A: Smarter than the pair of them

Awards... still in crisis mode:

Sports Section:

Apart from the bird below who plays Xena the warrior princess I couldn't find any attractive kiwi women, no wonder the men shag sheep so it is back to our beloved LBFMs again

Ok that's enough, if you want more of these lovely young ladies just go to

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