Royal Southside Hash Trash - Run 1664

Hareline:

The Pre-Run:

Is this our Hare???

Sick joke: What part of a cabbage can't you eat? The wheelchair!

Told you it was sick, no flaming of the scribe, do you know how hard it is to find cabbage jokes

Wow, what a difference from a couple of weeks ago at Fotan. Precise, clear and plentiful markings to the run start. First pat on the back for the hare.

The main discussion before the medium size pack was set off centred around the conspicuous lack of our more senior members, perhaps there is a new BBQ Clique for the over sixties!!, or perhaps they just were afraid of coming out all that way to the dark side. Fortunately Smallbone, Kiwi Sausage, STFU, Squeak, Tinks and Caligula were there and ready to run along with Irish Spew, Spit or Swallow, Hugh Watt, Pussyfoot and his mate Toby. The only other debate was around whether or not the run was heading up the bloody big hill off to the right of the run site.

At a few minutes past the advertised hour the hare gave the briefing which included a small pictorial reference to the position of wasp's nest which absolutely needed to be avoided. With that the pack was off.

The Run:

Pussyfoot led the pack out of housing estate and round the bus station to the first check which was quickly solved and took the pack into a small construction area. This check confused us briefly with Toby and STFU finding a falsie to the right before Smallbone and Caligula found the nicely hidden trail up through some brief shiggy and onto the start of a major ascent onto a bloody big hill (but not the one previously discussed).

The ascent was punctuated by a brief downhill section which took us past the wasps nest and up and over a water pipe and back up to small concrete path where again a clever check back caught Pussyfoot and Kiwi Sausage before the trail up and onwards was found. The following slog up the gully was particularly painful for Squeak who caught a branch on his shin and resulting in several questionings of the hares fatherhood. Eventually the trail levelled out for a while and a couple of checks later the FRB's were nearing the top of the hill where another check back brought them back slightly and left on a loop around the hill before starting a pretty major descent back down towards the starting point.

Breaking out onto a full blown concrete road a gentle jog took us back to the KCR station and back in on the run start markings in under one hour for Pussyfoot, Kiwi Sausage, Smallbone and Irish Spew, closely followed in by STFU. The threesome of Caligula, Squeak and Toby rolled in about 5 minutes later with only Spit or Swallow, who was late starting, and Hugh Watt remained on the hill a little longer with Tinks having sat out the run. The run was well marked and well conceived on virgin trail for most, if not all of the pack.

Second pat on the back for the hare Cabbage.

The Circle:

At 21:05 Kiwi calls the circle.

Pussyfoot and STFU are suggested before Toby was nominated for the Amah role.

Circle Closed

Sports Section:

If anyone can find pictures of shagging cabbage patch dolls your scribes (or at least STFU) will buy you a pint.

Ok, in the absence of the above and the packs stated preferences for our beloved LBFM`s here are some more of these delightful young things doing what they do best.

OK these are quite tame but if you prefer your piccies little more in your face as it were try these:





If you like that sort of stuff then, go to this weeks link...

Link of the Week:

http://www.streetmeatasia.com

One more cabbage joke:

Old King Cole was very fond of cabbage. He sent out a decree that from then on, whenever anyone ate cabbage, it must be shredded and mixed with mayonnaise and bits of carrots. This is known as Cole's Law...

OK,OK I know it is shite, but you try finding cabbage jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok.. just one "White trash" picture this week

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