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| Royal Southside Hash
Trash - Run 1666
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| Run No: | 1666 |
| Date: | 1 December, 2005
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| Location: | Guildford Road (A-B) "St Andrew's Day Run" (aka Hordes of Scotsmen Run)
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As close to the Highlands as we got...
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| Hare: | Haggis, STFU and 050 |
Hareline:
| Run No. |
Date |
Hare |
Run Location |
On-On |
| 1667 |
8-December-05 |
Saddle |
Lam Tin |
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| 1668 |
15-December-05 |
McShite |
Smokeless Cole Treasure Hunt |
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| 1669 |
22-December-05 |
Pugak |
Lamma - Yung Shue Wan (A-B) 7pm |
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| 1670 |
26-December-05 |
Need a Hare |
Christmas Day Run (Family Day run) |
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| 1671 |
29-December-05 |
Ice Dancer |
TBA |
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| 1672 |
1-January-06 |
Smallbone |
Repulse Bay (Family Day run) |
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| 1673 |
5-January-06 |
Spit or Swallow |
"Fat Boy Challenge" |
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| 1674 |
12-January-06 |
Saddle |
TBA |
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The Pre-Run:
3 hares... plenty of time... So many other examples to have commented on, digress from, learn from or experience... and what did we get? Well, see below to find out!
The hares were mostly decked out in Scottish regale, looking suitably smug, and ready to take on the pack as the Gentlemen gathered at the usual Guilford Road – Smegma rendevous point.
After waiting a suitable interval for stragglers (editor included..) the sizable pack was provided a "wee dram"
(shades of The Pope) and instructions for the run – including warnings about numerous other hash marking... (forebodings of things to come). Then, the pack set off, just about 18:45.
The best the hares had to offer for later.. note, no sheep (well, you be the judge...)
Editor's note: this is the BEST SCotland has to offer?...
The Run:
As is the normal situation these days, HM Smallbone, Pussyfoot, and Saddle were first out from the start, and straight down the shiggy stream bed trail to the Hong Kong Trail.
The usual check right toward the Peak failed to deter Saddle and the rest of the front runners who checked left towards Wong Nai Chung Gap (editors note: Dogbite always guessed left – correctly). Ignoring infrequent checks, the pack streaked onwards until hitting the Wong Nai Chung Gap paved trail that snakes down to Aberdeen Country Park. At this point, Pussyfoot, Smallbone, and Jack Off all failed to initially find trail. But, on the fourth try, Jack Off seemingly found trail heading down steps to Lady Clemente's trail and Aberdeen.
Jack Off, on trail and hitting another check, found Pussyfoot running thru downhill and thru falsies, incorrectly, to catch the pack. Turns out the hares had deviously set a small loop.. and, having ignored the Mullet rule of hashing (never give up the high ground) the correct trail was indeed found back up hill thru Wong Nai Chung Park.
Crossing Peak road, the trail predictably turned downhill on Wong Nai Chung gap road and, almost immediately turned left onto the winding path that empties out to the Shiggy path. Normally, this is where Perfume Poofter would have lost it...
Caligula, Emma Royde and Jack Off were all passed up by Cabbage who tried to catch the front runners, but sounds of the chase soon were lost in shiggy and up-hill/down-hill trails. This was prime Leak On You and CU territory...
Just before hitting the reservoir at the end of the shiggy trail, the hares turned the pack downhill towards Bowen Road. At the park, the trail checked left down towards Kennedy Road or right towards the Cricket Club. Wrong move going left downhill as Emma Royde, Jack Off and others found out.. (editors note: thanks you Chinese road running bastards that pointed us left..)
After a long slog on Bowen, and hitting the Kennedy Road downhill point, ET and Dribble were spotted debating what to do since the trail was false downhill – confirmed by uphill cursing Emma Royde ... while the run actually continued to head east on Bowen Road. A not so well laid check back found the pack heading downhill along and down a falsie path set the week before to Shu Fai Terrace. At the bottom of the long set of stairs a clearly marked left direction arrow sent the pack down another long set of stairs to Kennedy road.
AND HERE IS WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG....
The pack checked and again went left, as marked. BUT, a lesser packs markings took over and all except Emma Royde (hint hint) followed subsequent markings to Hopewell Center INSTEAD of to the park next to the Wanch. We guess that Poptop, would have also have correctly guessed it, but Spiderman (never wearing glasses) would still be out there...
The incorrect "B" was not deciphered until considerable time, a beer or two (thank you Saddle), and several calls were made.
So, first in – Wrong "B" Saddle 40+ minutes, followed quickly by Pussyfoot, Smallbone, Kiwi, Ice, Caligula, and Jack Off. After arrival of "others", including Hugh What, ET, Rearender, and Dribble, the walk to the real "B" found that the TRUE front runner was... EMMA ROYDE, followed by REARENDER and the rest of the collective pack from the wrong "B".
Sorta well done hares... Good markings until Kennedy road. Pack kept tightly together for most of the run. Tough Checks!
The Pre-Circle:
Arriving at the correct "B", the pack was treated to the sight Haggis, 050, STFU, Scottish flags and a bin full of Scottish and other assorted beers. Lurking in the background were cups of liquid and bags of commerative shirts.
Late (or smart delayed) arrivals included Pugak.
The pack, of course, debated the run, weather, each other, women, whether Ronnie is gay, Reggie is Ronnie, and other assorted intellectual topics. Oh, and yes, the run was discussed too.
At 20:55 Kiwi Sausage, as is his predilection, called the circle to order.
Note: GASP© statistical analysis shows a 96.2% (+/- 2%) correlation between Kiwi calling the Circle to order and actual circle occurrence. A remarkable statistic and surely a sign of future leadership (GASP© secret survey currently underway...).
The Circle:
Amah nominees this week included: Pugak and Pussyfoot
Amah: 050
| Smallbone starts the proceedings:
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| 050 – new hat and apron courtesy of the hares
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| Grease the Amah
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| Haggis, STFU, and 050 – hares for usual shite markings, bad "B", etc. etc.
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| The Hare's "take control":
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| The "amah" serves drams to all...
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| An EXTREMELY LONG WINDED SPEECH FROM STFU regarding how everyone else BUT the Scots invented everything
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| Calls from the pack – STFU
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| Smallbone eventually wrests control:
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| Non-runners - Pugak and Tinks
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| STFU – We don't need to explain markings
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| Emma Royde – Only one not to get lost. Must be because he had Lasik surgery that enable better marking vision. How about his night vision in Wanchai?
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| Rearender - # 2 runner in tonight! Well done.
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| Kiwi & Hugh What – sailing on the high seas together (again). We need more weight!
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| Kiwi Sausage's Circle:
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| Cabbage and Saddle – Who is wearing "small" Scottish shirts and what are they being used for?
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| Hugh What - Festive Season. Festive Web Site. Why the F*ck did you change the web site? But, best Kilt so all is forgiven.
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| Grease the Amah
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| ET & Dribble – Who has Altzheimers – gear, Scottish theme... Or what
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| Dribble – dropped his colostomy bag again..
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| Pugak – English teacher but teaching with a Scottish accent on the web site
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| MISTAKE by KIWI
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| Grease the Amah
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| STFU, Haggis, Pugak and O50 – all pretend Scotsman. Piss off.
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| Hugh What – comes from behind
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| Someone... Doesn't know difference between scotch tape and scotch
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| Smallbone's Circle again:
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| Saddle – Great weather tonight
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| Saddle's Circle:
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| Scotsman's Quiz – for Haggis, STFU, and 050
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| (DD for response)
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| Question 1 – correct. DRINK
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| Question 2 - correct and incorrect. DRINK
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| Question 3 – (this one was hard..) correct. DRINK
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| Question 4 - (this one was easy..) incorrect. DRINK
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| Smallbone's circle again:
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| Pugak – Gary Glitter look alike
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Previous Award Winner
| Award |
Awarded By |
Awarded To |
Date Awarded |
Retained by |
Weeks Held |
| Porcelain Penis (Malou friend) |
STFU |
Ally McBeal |
28-April-05 |
Ally McBeal |
31 |
| Dick of the Week (aka MOTW) |
Emmaroyds |
Saddle |
27-Oct-05 |
Saddle |
5 |
| Bullshit (Cowbell) |
Ice |
Mr Whippy |
4-Aug-05 |
Mr Whippy |
16 |
| Whip |
Pussyfoot |
Ice |
24-Nov-05 |
ICe |
1 |
| Mu-mu Shirt |
Kiwi |
Smallbone |
2-Dec-05 |
Smallbone |
- |
| Snoopy with Orange Hat |
Rearender |
Haggis |
7-May-05 |
Haggis |
28 |
| 7's Tits Out |
Smegma |
ET |
7-July-05 |
ET |
16 |
| Jester's Hat* |
Dogbite |
Squeak |
4-Aug-05 |
Squeak |
15 |
| Pansy Pants |
Smallbone |
Smegma |
10-Nov-05 |
Smegma |
3 |
| Special Shirt |
Pussyfoot |
Jackoff |
2-Dec-05 |
Jackoff |
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| Pugak's Circle:
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| Saddle – Gave me a little pink thing last week
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| ET - DD just because
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| Cabbage – Slipped it to him (not actually his book..)
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| STFU – Only Scotsman not wearing a kilt
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| Grease the Amah
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| Rearender – Made Boilers pregnant (or was it the other way around..?)
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| Smallbone's Circle again:
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| Quotes about the hash....
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| Pause – STFU F*off
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| 050 – Ferry rates for vehicles carrying sheep amended due to his abuse by carrying single sheep in back seat to avoid higher rates. Typical Scotsman.
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| Grease the Amah
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| STFU – used to be an atheist until he found out they have no holidays..
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| Jack Off and Ice – why so short? Due to diet of condensed milk and small portions
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| Grease the Amah
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| Haggis – just washed kilt and do anything with it...
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| Jack Off – Ms. Doubtfire
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| Kiwi Sausage and Saddle – Saddle is moving to Bejing, Learning Mandarin. Wetback (Saddle's girlfriend/wife who lives in PRC) .. Kiwi - "can she speak fluent Mandarin?" (And who says Kiwi isn't smart?!)
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| Kiwi's Circle:
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| Grease the Amah
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| Rear Ender – Power walking and racing at the end
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| All Scotsman – Haggis, STFU and 050 (where was ICE ?)
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| STFU – just because..
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| Smallbone's Circle:
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| Cabbage – only sporting to give you a chance...
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| ET – cracker of an interruption
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| Grease the Amah
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| Dribble - Looks more like a Scotsman than the real one. Dead.
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| Grease the Amah
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| SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
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| Tinks – 600th RUN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Unfortunately, mug missing)
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| Kiwi – DOW instead of Tinks (but no award?)
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| Pussyfoot and Pugak – in bar with school girls. Join me – no.
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| Other Announcements
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| Pugak – Somebody F*up. STFU – no kilt, no marriage, and no markings to finish
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| Smallbone – Operation SC next weekend
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| JO – lots of DD's to many for misc before announcing Gentleman's evening.
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| Pugak and Smallbone – Show us your underwear. (Preverts?)
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| Saddle – Dribble for next weeks run FUP
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| Last Suppers – Dribble, Tinks, Hugh What, Cabbage, ET
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| Kiwi – Dec 15th Treasure Hunt Run starting at the Wanch. Be there by 18:15
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| De-grease the Amah
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Circle Closed
Circle closed - 21:44
On On
China Town for FANTASTIC dinner of Haggis and other "STUFF". Special ON ON ON to other places... Late night for most.
It's been awhile.. but it's time again for some of the 101 things NOT to say:
61. Have you ever considered liposuction?
62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
64. I have a confession..
65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
66. Are those real or am I just behind the times?
Link of the Week:
http://www.amateurcurves.com
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