Royal Southside Hash Trash - Run 1673

STOP PRESS!!!!!!!!

Two long time Southsiders cancel their autopay... read on to find out who

Hareline:

THE HARE

I am a god!!!! Honest, do you know I have my own coins

The Pre-Run:

The Pre run will be long remembered as the "where is the Hare run" as Caligula managed to get himself lost setting the trail and eventually called the HM to advise that the trail "may need a little tinkering with". This has to be a first in the annals of hashing, a hare getting lost setting his own trail what bloody chance are the pack going to have!!. Anyway in anticipation of the soon to come fish and chips a medium sized pack eagerly awaited the hare. Once back the hare dished out the instructions with two or three alternative options for returning being given to avoid some seriously nasty shiggy he had encountered during setting. Problem was that at least two options had no markings and the geographically challenged STFU and SOS were very concerned about losing the pack and getting lost (how prophetic for at least one of this pair). The pack however contained several veterans of this area like such as Ice Dancer (he said he knew all the trails!), Coco and Tinks so surely all would be well!!. Eventually at around 6.45pm we were set off up to Parkview to find the start of the trail.

The Run:

After the stroll up the hill Cabbage, Smallbone and Kiwi Sausage all found false trails after passing the 1st option left which turned our to be the trail. This continued along to the top of a paved road where a nasty check caught Ice Dancer, Cabbage, Amah Moron and Smallbone before Tinks eventually called the trail and the pack started heading up and up and up through some dense shiggy and river bed with several runners breaking away at this point. Somewhere on this section Coco, STFU, Squeak and Irish Spew lost trail and re traced to find Ice Dancer racing ahead stating the now obvious "it's this way guys" with an evil smirk on his face. The last laugh was on Ice however as fairly soon after this with Coco abusing him about not calling the trail ahead he went missing!!. After contouring the hill for a while the pack descended to a catchwater where all the wise men took the option to turn down to the road below after a few hundred meters. Clearly SOS was not a wise man and either missed the arrow or decided he wanted to do the full trail and became the only runner to complete the original planned trail.

Having hit the road it was a gentle run down hill and on to a trail which led round to the out trail and on on home with Cabbage, Kiwi and Smallbone being first back with the rest of the gentlemen in fairly close order behind... Except the mad Welshman and the quiet Scottish Dwarf who eventually turned up some time later with SOS somewhat perturbed to say the least.

SADDLE how could you!!

The Circle:

Awards... always in crisis mode:

Sports Section

In honour of our Roman God/Emperor Caligula I thought some orgy piccies would be appropriate so see below, couldn’t find any Romans though!

Link of the Week:

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