Royal Southside Hash Trash - Run 1674

Hareline:

THE HARE

With all this competitive stuff on the hash I thought I would remind you of the tortoise and the hare tale.

The Pre-Run:

The early arrivals Squeak, Cabbage and SOS were met by STFU who had helped the hare set trail(sort of a master and apprentice thing). The hare was still putting the finishing touches to the start of the trail which he had decided to set last if that makes sense. Smallbone, Coco, Pussyfoot, Emmaroyds, U Watt and Caligula had arrived by the time the hare returned and with the beer arriving with Tinks, Kiwi Sausage and the visitor Saddle. The only conversation remembered by your scribe was something about the trees having been cut back thus requiring the gentlemen to show off their arses and other bits to passing pedestrians. At 6.45pm the hare gave his instructions to the back stating it was a 45 min run of medium difficulty with only a little shiggy.

The Run:

The run took the usual start up Greig Road but then turned left into a housing estate for a quick warm up and the first check before heading on up to the familiar Wilson Trail. Caligula was the 1st check victim but slowly nearly all the pack were caught out by the Hares devious and long checks at various points on the way up to the Dept of Agric/leisure buildings, where a long hike up a paved road led to another nasty three way check which caught Smallbone (continued uphill) Pussyfoot (went left back towards the start point) and a couple of others (went downhill past the correct trail) and met Caligula who was therefore able to turn onto Sir Cecils Ride for a bit of a run after all the uphill/steps etc. The pack were lucky at this point as the foggy weather had resulted in the Hare changing the trail from going over Mount Butler wireless station and down a little known trail back onto Sir Cecils to just being a falsie up the steps. Actually the trail was that little known neither the hare or his helper could find it in the fog. So the trail continued to a junction with Po Luen path and a trail leading to Mount Parker road where another fine check at the old Japanese cook houses caught a couple before the correct trail down past the shrine brought the pack to Mount Parker Road itself. Again some of the less well informed runners went right and up the hill only to find two falsies before speeding down the paved road to the on home sign at Kings Road junction and on in with Pussyfoot and Cabbage sharing the spoils in 43 minutes closely followed in by Saddle, Kiwi Sausage, Caligula and Smallbone in around 46/48 mins and the remainder coming in over the next ten minutes. Prior to the circle we were joined by Smegma, Pugak, Haggis and Mcshite.

The Circle:

Awards... always in crisis mode:

Sports Section

Following my tradition of linking the piccies to the hare tonights visual pleasure(you have been warned) has an elderly theme


Aaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhhh , yuuuuuuuccccckkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry guys I cannot do this to you, if you really really want more of that go here

Link of the Week:

http://www.grannies.net

Two elderly ladies are strolling along the beach, one of them so rickety she is using a cane. They walk right up to where a man is buried with just his member sticking out of the sand. One of them turns to the other and says, "There really is no justice in the world." "What do you mean?" The cane-wielding lady says "When I was 20 I was curious about it, when I was 30 I enjoyed it, when I was 40 I asked for it, when I was 50 I paid for it, when I was 60 I prayed for it, and when I was 70 I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80 the damned things are growing wild and I'm too old to SQUAT!"

OK FINALLY TO MAKE UP FOR THE GROTESQUE PICCY ABOVE I HAVE A TREAT FOR OUR LBFM LOVERS


Just got to go now and shag my honourary gentleman..........

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