Royal Southside Hash Trash - Run 1676

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Hareline:

THE HARES

The Pre-Run:

The new years holidays decimated the pack with only STFU, SOS, Tinks, Ice Dancer, Squeak and Saddle making the run with Pugak and Ice Dancer's big brother Ice Berg being spectators. Our antipodean hares were anxiously waiting for the next ferry but eventually the small pack were given there instructions and set off.

The Run:

Despite comments from Pugak that the start must be in a particular direction we were set off along the praya and into an industrial area where the 1st check and check back confused the runners before a route up some steps was found up onto a housing estate which kept the pack milling around for a good 5 minutes before SOS found trail along with STFU and headed off along the beach path. Saddle soon passed STFU and he and SOS eventually hit a check back before finding trail up a drainage channel and out through some village houses before heading into the shiggy area above the village. Ice Dancer had now joined Saddle with SOS and STFU fifty yards behind and Tinks and Squeak some way back having not heard an earlier call. Ice and Saddle split as the shiggy topped out on a made up road with Ice guessing correctly downhill (but not calling until STFU and Saddle found the trail for themselves). The downhill run was short lived as the pack were check backed to a wooden fenced trail back up onto the hills above town. A gentle jog along the countour led to another check back with the trail leading back down a well made up set of steps (again Ice managed not to call and ran with his torch off to escape Saddle). These steps led to the beach and turned right along the beach for a hundred yards before heading straight back up again. Up and up and up past some pagodas before levelling and meeting a check which caused some confusion before the trail down back towards the harbour was found and Saddle and Ice met the on home signs. Several minutes later SOS came home closely followed by STFU who had spotted Tinks and Squeak making a major short cut avoiding the down to and back up beach section (clever bastards). These two then came in at around one hour completing an interesting if not well attended run.

The pre circle revolved around aussie meat pies and debating if we should move the circle to the restaurant. So it was to be and we headed down to Indian Restaurant some minutes later with a most pissed off Squeak continuing to complain about the lack of little brown bottles.

The Circle:

Awards... always in crisis mode:

Sports Section

Following my tradition of linking the piccies to the hares, tonights visual pleasures come from their homelands

Rachel Hunter - Kiwi


Elle Mcpherson - Ausie

Link of the Week:

Especially for our hares
http://www.icelandicsheep.com

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