Royal Southside Hash Trash - Run 1680
Run No: 1680
Date: 23, February 2006
Location: Y.Y. Mansions - Pok Fu Lam
Hare: Tinkerbell and Apple (allegedly)


A fuzzy end to the evening as the pack went to the underworld. Ice was asked to pass the jugs around.

Hareline:

Run No. Date Hare Run Location On-On
1681 2-March-06 Pussyfoot & Angus Tai Wo KCR East

The Pre-Run:

Nappy turned up for the first time in many years. i.e. since Dribble was a lad. Evidently Ice Dancer had given him directions and it took a while to catch the pack up again.

The Run:

SOS and Caligula begged the pack to wait. But this went against rule 4 so we buggered off without them. The trail headed up into the hills. Ice Dancer set the pace closely followed by Irish Spew. The trails were well covered and the pack worked together as a team. Nappy and Rearender were the first out of the shiggy and into

Smegma and Smallbone turned up at the half way stage. Rearender was front running at this stage and Kiwi was marking the checks to help any slow back runners or late comers like Ice Dancer, Pussyfoot or Saddle.

The pack took a while to solve the check at the bottom of Pok Fu Lam Rd and even longer to find trail through the temple. The Hare had to re-direct the trail through and down to the water front. Smegma raced to the lead at this stage before the stairs took the pack up to the top and back around past the hospital to Y.Y. Mansions. Kiwi comfortably came in well ahead of the panting Ice Dancer and Smallbone. The non-runners – Pugak, Coco and Cabbage turned up and were not surprised to see Kiwi flying in first. The rest of the pack ambled in with SOS and Caligula unable to catch the pack. A good run.


Saddle – Did you see the Scotland vs England rugby game at the weekend Puggie?

Pugak – Yeah Man. I wish I was a New Zealander man. They de best at de rugby.
I'm gunna disguise me as a Rastaman to avoid all the hassle man!

Tinks – Yeah Man. De Engerlish no god man! I'm also gunna disguise me as a Rastaman too!


U-What – Can I play rugby for England now?

Spit or Swallow – Do you like my gay pose? I use it down the village you know.

STFU – Scotland is wicked man! Puggie & Tinks Man – I have a spare disguise if you need a wig coz I dunna need mine now. SOS can I have my kilt back?

The Circle:

Nominations for Amah Ice Dancer, Pugak and Coco.

Smallbone started proceedings much to the delight of the pack.
Nappy was greased. Returnees including Nappy and Smallbone drank.
Non – runners – Pugak, Cabbage, Coco drank.
Kiwi had done a terrible job standing in so he was greased.
Kiwi drank again for marking the checks.
Kiwi drank again for a mistake and then burped, farted and was given the circle.
Smallbone was straight back in for upsetting JO who had turned up only when SB was away – allegedly.
Rearender was in for front running.
Cabbage was in for something to do with sailing.
The hare – Tinks was finally in the circle.
Coco was in for the circle being too long.
Spit or Swallow had 3 awards and gave them to different people.
Caligula was in for being precise - 23 seconds.
Irish Spew and SOS were in for getting losty on trail.
Pugak and Ice Dancer were in for Bird Flu.
(This completed Kiwi's All Black Grand Slam Down Down which he likes to do every time the 4 nations are represented)
Smegma was greased for wearing an orange hat in the circle.
Pugak drank for rather being with his wife than watching rugby with the boys.
Smallbone had the circle back and punished all in sundry many times ...............................................
Pugak had the circle for a while and Kiwi drank for chasing a 2's up.
Nappy was eventually degreased and being greased for drinking all the slops.
Ice Dancer drank and announced next week's run.
Kiwi and SOS departed for Soho thanks to their escort Cabbage and much to the distaste of the HM who was in Wanchai Warrior mode.
On On

Awards... always in crisis mode:
(I can’t remember much thanks to Nappy – this is what the status was the week before...)

Award Awarded By Awarded To Date Awarded Retained by Weeks Held
Porcelain Penis (Malou friend) STFU Ally McBeal 28-April-05 Ally McBeal 40
Dick of the Week (aka MOTW) STFU Smegma 2-Feb-06 Smegma -
Bullshit (Cowbell) STFU SoS 2-Feb-06 SoS -
Whip Pugak Tinks 26-Jan-06 Tinks 1
Mu-mu Shirt Kiwi Sausage Smallbone 19-Jan-06 Smallbone 2
Snoopy with Orange Hat Rearender Haggis 7-May-05 Haggis 38
7's Tits Out Smegma ET 7-July-05 ET 26
Jester's Hat* Dogbite Squeak 4-Aug-05 Squeak 25
Pansy Pants Smegma Dr. evil 22-Dec-05 Dr. Evil 7
Special Shirt Ice SoS 12-Jan-06 SoS 3
Smart Ass Shirt Pugac STFU 26-Jan-06 STFU 1
Myanmar Award Pugac SoS 26-Jan-06 SoS 1
Pussy Award Kiwi Sausage Tinks 26-Jan-06 Tinks 1

Lost & Found


If you see these Gentlemen (aka Jackoff, Emma Royd, Dribble) do not approach them as they may be dangerous (to society). Please inform the Police so they can be returned to the Southside.

Health Warning: Hashing will most likely offend you and will definitely affect your Health. You may die while on a Hash or as a result of associating with Southsiders or by just crossing the road in Wanchai. The Southside accepts no responsibility for any accident, injury or death to you or anyone else. You have been warned.

On On STFU & Jack Off (& special guest Kiwi)

Kiwi – Komate, Komate...Hey Red Mullet - do you like the Lion's shirt I scalped?

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