Royal Southside Hash Trash - Run 1681
Our HM is Back!!
Run No: 1681
Date: 2, March 2006
Location: Tai Wo
Hare: Pussyfoot and Angus

Hareline:

Run No. Date Hare Run Location On-On
1682 9-March-06 ET Hong Kong Stadium
1683 16-March-06 Irish Spew & The Pope Tung Chung
1684 23-March-06 Spit or Swallow TBA
1685 30-March-06 Camel

The Hares

Couldn't find any interesting stuff on these two so these notes are dedicated to the returnee Camel or more to the point great camel toe pics

The Pre-Run:

Clearly with too much time on his hands STFU arrives in the KCR station only to promptly get lost even before the run start. Eventually after wandering around the station he spots Irish Spew and Smallbone going down an escalator as he was going up and soon arrives at the start where these three were joined by Squeak, Hugh Watt and Camel. Visitor BJ, arrives a few minutes later and along with Tinks this intrepid group were given their instructions by the Hares. Caligula and second visitor Golden Balls arrived late and set off in hot pursuit

The Run:

Within five minutes of starting the majority of the small pack were milling around the 1st check where Irish Spew and STFU lost ground by going right for a very long check to very near the ultimate run finish. Meantime Camel had found trail and was off through a park area. The second check however confused all the runners allowing the wayward gaelic duo to catch up. Eventually the trail was found some fifty yards further on from where common sense deemed it should be and we were off up a meandering hill. The check at the crest had Camel and STFU going left further uphill and the remainder led by Smallbone rummaging around looking for trail and an On On. Again some serious searching took place before trail was found and off we went again led by Smallbone up a smaller path. A good way up this path BJ darted off to the right into shiggy. BJ employing local knowledge allowed Smallbone to "discover" the check back a few hundred yards further up the path. With BJ bulldozing the shiggy STFU et al had an easy run down through the shiggy and river bed and on to some village paths. The dodgy markings again caught BJ then STFU, then Camel and even Smallbone fell victim before BJ, Irish Spew and STFU emerged by a major underpass. BJ kindly let STFU check both of them again keeping his local knowledge to himself and taking Irish Spew with him. Smallbone now gave chase and wore the buggers down along the very long on home road section. Showing just who is boss and coming in 1st Smallbone promptly decided that it was dog poo run with a crap B location and as soon as a few more came in he informed us we were moving the B down the road a few hundred yards. Well Pussyfoot and Angus what more can I say .... the vote will tell


The Circle:

After a false start Hugh Watt called the circle at 21:05. The possible Amahs were visitors BJ and Golden Balls along with Returnee Camel but finally Irish Spew got the call.
Amah dressed and greased
HMstarts proceedings with the Hares Pussyfoot and Angus who were summarily blasted by the pack for various offences the most serious being warm brown bottles and other various beers due to lack of sufficient ice.
HMVisitors BJ and Golden Balls were in next after which Golden Balls ran off back to Macdonalds to recover his wallet from a toilet cubicle!!! Hhhmmmmmm, make up your own story here
HMStand in RA Tinks is praised for the fine cool weather
HMReturnees Camel and STFU are up next with calls for STFU of where are the bloody notes, being on holiday is no fucking excuse
Amah greased
HMCaligula is called for being the new Jack off and being too pedantic
HMSTFU is congratulated for now being a Filipino Slum lord (how many relatives can you fit in seven bedroom house?)
HMSqueak is called for no hash gear and loudly complains about drinking warm brown bottles. Thumbs down from him then.
Squeak takes over
Amah greased
SQThe hares for the warm beer(no surprise there then)
SQThe hares again, this time for no On On DESPITE there being many excellent establishments near by, if only they had consulted Squeak
SQThe hares again (note to future hares make sure you get cold brown bottles or Squeak will slaughter you in the circle) This time it was for despite having two hares we had a distinct lack of markings and those which did appear caused more confusion than guidance.
HM takes back control
Awards were called for and the Mu Mu shirt was passed to HM and the special American shirt was passed to Pussyfoot. We need the awards back guys so I can update the table properly
Amah greased
HMIrish Spew is hauled in for being able to talk more than STFU on the way to the run with HM
HMCamel is in for not yet going back on autopay
BJ is now given the circle
BJMy notes say Tinks was in for being a useless bastard, not sure why, busy getting another warm beer
BJSTFU is in for being to piss on demand at checks to avoid having to break them
BJCaligula is congratulated for trying to lose Motormouth on a lesser hash
BJIrish Spew is in for complaining to BJ early on the run about not liking running on the flat and then sprinting away on the final run in ... along a flat road
HM back in
HMHugh Watt is in for calling the early circle, clearly the HM had not had enough warm beer
HMGolden Balls is back and immediately called for his toilet incident
HMGolden Balls stays in this time for looking like the milk tray man
HMSTFU was a FRB tonight which allowed HM to regale the pack with a story from the forbidden hash where STFU had called "are you" whilst being the FRB silly bugger
BJGolden Balls is back in for being a sheep shagging Welshman soon to celebrate St David's day
BJCamel is accused of not being able to stay away or has he run out of Shanghai totty already
BJGolden Balls is in for dobbing in BJ over something
At this point BJ suggested that we sack the Amah and replace him with Golden Balls... agreed
Amah dressed and greased
HMBJ is in just for being a visiting HM/GM
HMBJ stays in for not running his own hash the previous night
HMGolden balls is up next for being overheard saying his own hash run the previous night was crap anyway
HMnow asks the pack if they have any charges
STFUNow Saddle has gone Hugh Watt clearly has desires on SOS as he confused BJ for said trumpet player tonight.
PussyfootNotices that BJ despite a rough tough NNT hasher used to the colder weather was dressed like Scott of the Antartic.
Caligulathis one involved Pussyfoot and Golden Balls and my scribbles say something about it never being easy... I have no idea what.
Amah degreased and Circle closed at 2135hrs
With no On On the pack made their way directly to Wan Chai for kebabs and cold beer


Awards... always in crisis mode:

Award Awarded By Awarded To Date Awarded Retained by Weeks Held
Porcelain Penis (Malou friend) STFU Ally McBeal 28-April-05 Ally McBeal 42
Dick of the Week (aka MOTW) STFU Smegma 2-Feb-06 Smegma 3
Bullshit (Cowbell) STFU SoS 2-Feb-06 SoS 3
Whip Pugak Tinks 26-Jan-06 Tinks 5
Mu-mu Shirt Caligula Smallbone 2-Mar-06 Smallbone -
Snoopy with Orange Hat Rearender Haggis 7-May-05 Haggis 41
7's Tits Out Smegma ET 7-July-05 ET 29
Jester's Hat* Dogbite Squeak 4-Aug-05 Squeak 25
Pansy Pants Smegma Dr. evil 22-Dec-05 Dr. Evil 10
Special Shirt Smallbone Pussyfoot 2-Mar-06 Pussyfoot -
Smart Ass Shirt Pugac STFU 26-Jan-06 STFU 4
Myanmar Award Pugac SoS 26-Jan-06 SoS 4
Pussy Award Kiwi Sausage Tinks 26-Jan-06 Tinks 4

Sports

Ok enough camel toes for now lets try some SPICY Thai food

Link of the Week

www.ujackum.com/thai3.html


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