Within five minutes of starting the majority of the small pack were milling around the 1st check where Irish Spew and STFU lost ground by going right for a very long check to very near the ultimate run finish. Meantime Camel had found trail and was off through a park area. The second check however confused all the runners allowing the wayward gaelic duo to catch up. Eventually the trail was found some fifty yards further on from where common sense deemed it should be and we were off up a meandering hill. The check at the crest had Camel and STFU going left further uphill and the remainder led by Smallbone rummaging around looking for trail and an On On. Again some serious searching took place before trail was found and off we went again led by Smallbone up a smaller path. A good way up this path BJ darted off to the right into shiggy. BJ employing local knowledge allowed Smallbone to "discover" the check back a few hundred yards further up the path. With BJ bulldozing the shiggy STFU et al had an easy run down through the shiggy and river bed and on to some village paths. The dodgy markings again caught BJ then STFU, then Camel and even Smallbone fell victim before BJ, Irish Spew and STFU emerged by a major underpass. BJ kindly let STFU check both of them again keeping his local knowledge to himself and taking Irish Spew with him. Smallbone now gave chase and wore the buggers down along the very long on home road section. Showing just who is boss and coming in 1st Smallbone promptly decided that it was dog poo run with a crap B location and as soon as a few more came in he informed us we were moving the B down the road a few hundred yards. Well Pussyfoot and Angus what more can I say .... the vote will tell
| After a false start Hugh Watt called the circle at 21:05. The possible Amahs were visitors BJ and Golden Balls along with Returnee Camel but finally Irish Spew got the call.
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| Amah dressed and greased
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| HM | starts proceedings with the Hares Pussyfoot and Angus who were summarily blasted by the pack for various offences the most serious being warm brown bottles and other various beers due to lack of sufficient ice.
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| HM | Visitors BJ and Golden Balls were in next after which Golden Balls ran off back to Macdonalds to recover his wallet from a toilet cubicle!!! Hhhmmmmmm, make up your own story here
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| HM | Stand in RA Tinks is praised for the fine cool weather
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| HM | Returnees Camel and STFU are up next with calls for STFU of where are the bloody notes, being on holiday is no fucking excuse
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| Amah greased
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| HM | Caligula is called for being the new Jack off and being too pedantic
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| HM | STFU is congratulated for now being a Filipino Slum lord (how many relatives can you fit in seven bedroom house?)
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| HM | Squeak is called for no hash gear and loudly complains about drinking warm brown bottles. Thumbs down from him then.
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| Squeak takes over
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| Amah greased
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| SQ | The hares for the warm beer(no surprise there then)
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| SQ | The hares again, this time for no On On DESPITE there being many excellent establishments near by, if only they had consulted Squeak
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| SQ | The hares again (note to future hares make sure you get cold brown bottles or Squeak will slaughter you in the circle) This time it was for despite having two hares we had a distinct lack of markings and those which did appear caused more confusion than guidance.
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| HM takes back control
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| Awards | were called for and the Mu Mu shirt was passed to HM and the special American shirt was passed to Pussyfoot. We need the awards back guys so I can update the table properly
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| Amah greased
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| HM | Irish Spew is hauled in for being able to talk more than STFU on the way to the run with HM
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| HM | Camel is in for not yet going back on autopay
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| BJ is now given the circle
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| BJ | My notes say Tinks was in for being a useless bastard, not sure why, busy getting another warm beer
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| BJ | STFU is in for being to piss on demand at checks to avoid having to break them
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| BJ | Caligula is congratulated for trying to lose Motormouth on a lesser hash
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| BJ | Irish Spew is in for complaining to BJ early on the run about not liking running on the flat and then sprinting away on the final run in ... along a flat road
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| HM back in
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| HM | Hugh Watt is in for calling the early circle, clearly the HM had not had enough warm beer
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| HM | Golden Balls is back and immediately called for his toilet incident
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| HM | Golden Balls stays in this time for looking like the milk tray man
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| HM | STFU was a FRB tonight which allowed HM to regale the pack with a story from the forbidden hash where STFU had called "are you" whilst being the FRB silly bugger
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| BJ | Golden Balls is back in for being a sheep shagging Welshman soon to celebrate St David's day
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| BJ | Camel is accused of not being able to stay away or has he run out of Shanghai totty already
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| BJ | Golden Balls is in for dobbing in BJ over something
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| At this point BJ suggested that we sack the Amah and replace him with Golden Balls... agreed
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| Amah dressed and greased
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| HM | BJ is in just for being a visiting HM/GM
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| HM | BJ stays in for not running his own hash the previous night
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| HM | Golden balls is up next for being overheard saying his own hash run the previous night was crap anyway
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| HM | now asks the pack if they have any charges
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| STFU | Now Saddle has gone Hugh Watt clearly has desires on SOS as he confused BJ for said trumpet player tonight.
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| Pussyfoot | Notices that BJ despite a rough tough NNT hasher used to the colder weather was dressed like Scott of the Antartic.
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| Caligula | this one involved Pussyfoot and Golden Balls and my scribbles say something about it never being easy... I have no idea what.
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| Amah degreased and Circle closed at 2135hrs
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| With no On On the pack made their way directly to Wan Chai for kebabs and cold beer
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Awards... always in crisis mode:
Health Warning: Hashing will most likely
offend you and will definitely affect your Health. You may die while on a Hash
or as a result of associating with Southsiders or by just crossing the road in
Wanchai. The Southside accepts no responsibility for any accident, injury or
death to you or anyone else. You have been warned.
On On
STFU &
Jack Off (temporarily pen less at the moment)