Royal Southside Hash Trash - Run 1682

Hareline:

The Hare

Well what can I say about the hare except a stiff neck joke so here you go

Smegma was calling on ET one afternoon when he noticed ET was sitting out on his balcony in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "ET you old git, what are you doing?" he exclaimed. ET continued to look off in the distance and did not answer him. "ET what the hell are you doing sitting out here with no kegs or trousers on?" he asked again.

ET smiled slyly and looked at him and said, "Well last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was Vipers's idea!!"

The Pre-Run:

Not much going on in the sitting out area above the Indian Club as the pack slowly assembled to be met by the hare who was promising us an interesting on hour run. In response to a plea for numbers by the HM the pack swelled to double figures for the first time in a while and with non runners Pugak, Smegma and Saddle and visitor Rich being dragged along by the HM we were ready for a good nights hashing. After an unsuccessful attempt by the hare to regale us with a golfing story(actually the pack told him to fuck off and tell us where the on on was) ET sent us off down the hill from the Stadium

How do you know ET is playing too much golf??

• When he picks up something off the floor, he has to lean on a putter
• He tells the lost motorist that the gas station is only a par 4 away on the left.
• He is always wearing one glove only
• Whenever he sees a hole in the ground, he squats, squints and reads the line.
• You ask the shopper ahead in the checkout line if you can play through.
• Before he picks up the salt shaker, he marks its position with a dime.

The Run:

The down hill section was merely a diversion as Kiwi became aware when Smallbone called the on on to the right and right again back towards the stadium. At this point the entire pack spent some five to ten minutes checking out various false trails with CoCo, Smallbone and Irish spew all being frustrated before STFU decided to head off towards the stadium and eventually finding trail. Suspicious that this may be the in trail, the pack hung back for a bit but eventually Smallbone and the rest followed suit and started off up the steps behind STFU. Emerging into a open area containing an old memorial the FRB,s were again held up looking for trail before Rearender unbelievably took the lead and headed us along the outside of a fence and down a step set of metal steps to a ladder. CoCo was cursing the hare as he descended clearly not relishing the task but eventually he and STFU gave chase to Smallbone, Kiwi and Rearender. The trail now headed up again through some steps to a split (not marked with a check) at which point some went left and some went right. As Smallbone and STFU found out right was wrong as it were but thanks to CoCoÕs shout they were able to run through the check back and rejoin trail at the top of the road where they met Captain Pubic who had arrived late. CoCo, and Kiwi had already headed off back down but then completely shortcutted the happy valley, Causeway Bay section and went straight back to the stadium. The trio of Captain Pubic, Smallbone and STFU were left to run around the racecourse and various streets before finally heading along Ventris Road and back to the sitting out area with various words of prise being dispensed to the hare. As time moved on, Caligula, Irish Spew, Rearender and visitor Rich eventually arrived having finally sorted out the many checks on the way home.

Ok so we have unnecessary loops, ridiculously long check backs, inconsistent markings and too few markings, obviously a candidate for run of the year!!!! However as always the vote will tell.

How to put you off your stroke!!!

The Circle:

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Awards... always in crisis mode:

Sports

I was going to fill this section with exciting golf pictures just for ET .... But f*ck that I know you want this instead.

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