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The Hare

1ST IRISH JOKE

Irish pride

A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Englishman and an Irishman are adrift in a raft at sea and are running out of food. The Scotsman suddenly jumps up and says this is for Scotland and jumps into the shark infested sea. A day later the Welshman shouts Long live Wales and dives in. Two days later the Irishman gets up and shouts this is for St Patrick and Ireland and chucks the Englishman in.

The Pre-Run:

STFU arrived first to find the Hare approaching the MTR station. Being a kind fellow STFU laid the markings to the start in front of the post office where he was met by two local winos (no not visiting Hong Kong hashers) just locals who looked horrified at the sight of several gweilos descending upon their drinking spot complete with a bottle of Jamesons

The hare pissed off to change when Smallbone arrived and we were soon joined by returnee Twatman and virgin James. Cabbage then turned up looking for somewhere to park. Smegma, ET, Spit or Swallow, Tinks and Emmaroyds completed the smallish pack. We were then treated to a measure of whisky before having the instructions passed on by the hare with the comment that it might be a bit long but he wasn't sure to be sure.

SECOND Irish Joke

Irish Spew is flying as a passenger in a twin engine light aircraft across the Irish Sea from Dublin to London and he is on a tight schedule to attend a big family wedding. Half way across the sea the right engine starts to falter and the pilot announces that he must reduce the air speed which will mean an hour late arriving in London. Irish sighs but thinks he should still make the wedding. Ten minutes later the pilot says he has to shut down the right engine completely and fly on one engine which is s afe but will mean a delay of two hours now. Irish groans and says to the man next to him. "Well I hope the other engine does'nt fail as well or we'll be up here all day!!!"

The Run:

We were set off round the adjacent residential block and into an underpass where the 1st check saw Smallbone find the trail back up and past the start point on the opposite side of the road. A few hundred yards later the 1st checkback of the night had the front four reversing back to find STFU picking out trail along a stream. A piss stop for several runners put Smallbone out front again and as he negotiated the flyover he hit a falsie, but in his wisdom ran through it and out through a playground area to meet Cabbage, and STFU coming along the correct trail. The trail now headed along a small promenade and out on the beach for a few hundred yards with calls of watch out for the slippery stuff being heard. FRB Cabbage now hit trail heading up a short section of shiggy and emerging at a check and he went downhill briefly before joining Smallbone, Emmaroyds, STFU and Twatman up hill and on to a trail which took us up and over a saddle before emerging at another well used trail with the markings heading up again. Cabbage now hit the checkback at the top of a rise and joined the rest of the pack trying to find the correct trail. Eventually we were off and down to catchwater past a football field and out into the 1st off several small villages with multiple checks. Emerging over a bridge the trail went right and then checkbacked to a long flight of steps which just served to piss everyone off as we skirted the mountain briefly before heading back down through the shiggy and out through yet more villages to finally arrive at the B which was Fort Chung. A very long run with Cabbage and Emmaroyds back in 1hr 20, followed by Smallbone and STFU five and ten minutes later and the rest over 1hr 30 mins. SOS suffering from the lergy accompanied ET home in 1hr 45mins and we all witnessed the most spectacular neckie of the hash year by who else but ET. A well marked if long run, not bad for a virgin hare with no help.

Next Irish Joke

The definition of a seven course Irish gourmet meal

A potato and a cold six pack

The Circle:

Awards... always in crisis mode:

Sports

I know I usually fill this section with nubile young ladies but given recent events I thought this would be more appropriate

Horgan try clinches Triple Crown Saturday, March 18, 2006 Posted: 2007 GMT (0407 HKT) LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Ireland won the Triple Crown with a dramatic 28-24 defeat of England after winger Shane Horgan scored his second try with less than 90 seconds to play in the final game of the Six Nations at Twickenham. England, beaten by Scotland, France and Ireland, finish fourth for the second successive season and the pressure on coach Andy Robinson is likely to increase.

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