Big it up for Lord Buddha. 3035 years old on May 5th 2006
The Pre-Run: There was much discreet changing as we had the pleasure of a lady, Woolly Bush in our midst, and being gentlemen we did nothing to embarrase the girl, apart from Spit or Swallow generating some booby envy by changing his shirt in full view of Ms. Bush, and Smallbone making the occasional innuendo laden reference to Camel Butt-fuck. The Run:
After a mindless loop by Festival walk, the trail climbed through the CityU, onto the main road and eventually climbed up via Crows Nest to Eagles nest and around clockwise to the Beacon Hill Service road and back to Cornwall Street. Anyone would think that Ice Dancer was trying to eliminate the competition ahead of the AGM. Having survived the traffic and wild dogs, and having Smegma kindly carry my torch for me, yours Spewly was back home in 1.5 hours, to find that most of the pack had been drinking beer for quite some time. As the beer flowed and conversation began to flow, tales of short cuts and taxi rides begun to emerge. Shame. Shame. After almost 2 hours on trail, Jellyfish and honorary geezer Woolly Bush (aka Banana Paradise from Shanghai) breezed in looking somewhat sweaty and disheveled. What they got up on trail is anybody's guess... Such was level of appreciation of the trail, that Rubber Dick took the time to check every falsie and savour the elegance of every daub of flour, and came home after 2h50min on trail. The Pre-Circle:
A very well behaved and chivalrous band of gentlemen stood around and drank the few brownies that Squeak hadn't managed to get his non-running hands on. Kiwi Sausage nabbed BOTH remaining ice cubes from the bin to put on his knee. Irish Spew 'volunteered' to be scribe again as both STFU and Jack-Off are in exile, and the quest for a pen and paper began. Squeak could not be parted from his 'Shenzhen special' Mon Branc pen, so Mr Prepared Caligula managed to produce a biro from his utility belt, so that the notes could be scrawled on the back of a Heineken box.
The Circle:
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