Hareline:
The HaresTinkerbell, authoritive, keeper of all hash knowledge and rules of rugby, shagger of fragile young lady CoCo, Debonair, quick witted, secret flasher with nice equipment The Pre-Run:I should have noticed the signs of things to come when Gunpowder Plod, Smegma and Camel were found huddling round some “house redevelopment plans” for Gunpowders pad but it seemed innocent enough and a large pack was gathering with Returnees Hugh what and Reggie joining the regulars. The hares gave instructions and told us the markings were clear and do not attempt to short cut or run through falsies(advice your scribe should have heeded). The Run:Camel led the pack up the steps to the 1st check and went left with STFU going right. STFU guessed correctly and was soon at the next check by St Mary’s hospital where he went up the steps with Irish Spew following and Jellyfish leading the rest through the hospital grounds. This time STFU hit a falsie and chose unwisely to continue up whilst Irish returned and joined the pack. The pack then found their way up to the HK trail and on to Pokfulam reservoir where they were met by the hares, some water and a flashing CoCo. Camel now led the pack round the reservoir and up on towards Peel Rise. Eventually the longest catchwater in HK all the way round to Aberdeen was circumnavigated and the steps down and on into the usual start/finish site were negiotated with SOS yes SOS …. HONEST SOS, who had somehow had got past false trail victim Camel(or was it just a ruse by Camel to cover his later intentions) and came in 1st, a feat surely never to be accomplished again. A long but well marked trail with good checks with great views thanks to the typhoon blowing all the shit back to China. Well done hares.
The Circle:The circle was called at 2050hrs and Kiwi targeted Camel, Rearender and Reggie before settling on Squeak as Amah( all part of the master plan as it turns out) Amah greased In the absence of the HM Kiwi kicks things off KS decides to starts with awards and promptly hands on the Dick of the Week Award to the aptly named Dick the Shit and the Snatch Patch to Tinkerbell. CoCo also handed on the Mu Mu shirt to Camel KS SOS is in for saying the only reason he was first in was because Camel was up his arse!! SOS Jellyfish is hauled in for being stupid, invites a hot bird to Neptunes for their date! SOS Emmaroyd and STFU are thanked by SOS for stopping him from fighting some bloke in Chinatown after a lesser hash’s AGM And then the masterplan was revealed Kiwi(Banzai) Sausage (Japanese sympathiser and close allies with the master race invited in OberGruppen Stumband Fuhrer Smegma to take control In a blitzgrieg strike the little dictator launched his
grab for power(Ze master race vil control ze hash). Having secured supply lines
of ammo,(Heineken, Tsing Tao and Carlsberg) via his undercover agent and
General of airborne Storm troopers Sqveeak he took control of the circle aided
and abetted by those other traitors Field Marshall Gun Powder Goering and the head
of GeheimesStadt Polizei(GESTAPO) otherwise known as Rudolph zwei bumpen sand yak Lutzen. THE MASTER RACE!!!!! STRIKES
Alas no pictures are available of Gunpowder Goering as he escaped to some south American state and became a woman. UBER ALLES,UBER ALLES, FUHRER SMEGMA VILL REIGN UBER ALLES RS2H3 While an initially stunned pack were still reeling from the audacity of the move the sneaky Kiwi (BANZAI) Sausage launched a sneak attack on the sleeping giants Rearender and Jellyfish of the good old US of A with severe down downs designed to disable them. Then they quickly gathered the undesirables for extermination, Dick the Shit, Reggie and Pugak who did not fit with the master race due to having balding heads and therefore should be ridiculed by covering their offending heads in cream and setting light to them whilst singing a silly birthday song. Something about 1700 executed, thousands more to go Unfortunately for the master race we had stiff upper lip ET around to give a stirring rebuttal to the circle invasion launching a salvo of several of his crackers. He was too late to save the Greek Pugak and only the arrival of the Celtic/British army trio of STFU,(Blackwatch) Irish Spew(Irish Guards) and SOS(Welsh fusiliers of Rorkes drift fame) with some well timed strikes of their own managed to halt the advance of the master race and their Japanese stooge. With the late arrival of some quick witted put downs from Jelly Fish and Rearender (bloody Americans are always late for wars) and some extra help from the Canuck Hugh What, home guard Captain Coco Mainwaring and Sergeant Tinks Wilson the master race were routed. Pugak was rescued and a new world order emerged with ET showing Churchillian qualities in putting the hun to the sword. ET for hash master and president of the world, supported by the famous fighting celts. Rule Britainnia and all that stuff. Excitement over sanity returned Kiwi Sausage did a turncoat and regained some control over the circle which ended with an announcement about being on time for the boat on Saturday and remembering to bring all the awards. Amah was degreased and then sent to the war crimes commission in the Hague. See you all tomorrow SPORTS SECTIONThe master race’s women are f2cking ugly think Steffi Graff naked so no sports section this week Announcements:
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