ROYAL SOUTHSIDE HASH TRASH ©
Run No:

Run No:

1700 & AGM

Date:

20th May 2006

Location:

Tung Lung Chau

Hares:

Smallbone & Camel

Hareline:

Run No.

Date

Hare

Run Location

On-On

1693

25th May 06

Kiwi Sausage

Aberdeen Country Park

 

1694

1st June 06

TBA

TBA

 

1695

8th June 06

TBA

TBA

 

1696

15th June 06

TBA

TBA

 

The Pre-Run:

“The Pre-run”

The Run:

“The Run”

The Circle:

AGM Run, after handover, does that make it run 1701?

So we now have a new vibrant, intelligent enthusiastic committee committed to the following:

Chaos

Alchohlism and

CliqueS!!!!!!

So my notes start in mid circle on some dodgy Island,

Smallbone’s Circle

Rearender, is made RA

Irish Spew and SOS are made Scribes

Hash Cash is Tinks

Ice is made Vice Master

At this point there was a delay of around 35mins,all I have written is SB won’t give it away, moment is being milked!

So finally, Kiwi Sausage is made HASH MASTER,

Chaos then continued with a serious of riotous protests from the NEW VICE master, who was obviously deeply distraught at not being his rightful position, (permanent Amah)

Also a new position was created and handed over in an appropriate location.

Kiwi Sausage hands over to Poogie as CLIQUE MEISTER

Clique Meister has requested clarification of clique lists and possible new ones.

“Sailing”: HW, Squeek, Cabbage, Mchshite, KIWI

“We hate wh3”: Poogie, Rearender, KIWI

“Wine tasting”: Amah Moron, SB, JO, Ice, WN, STFU,

“Golf”: SB, Ice, KIWI, Poogie, Camel

“Friday Night is Clique Night”: Poogie, KIWI

“Rugby”: Poogie KIWI, SOS (his only clique)

Borocay and Kebaaarb: Rearender, Camel, SB

Why aren’t I in any Cliques: Haggis, SOS, Caligula, STFU

Which clique is that? SB

So there you have it, all clarified, though I heard a rumour the “last suppers” started again three months ago?

Bold= their circle

Italicks= dd recipient

ET, Haggis, for dumping another fit bird

Moosefucker, Reggie fell down stairs in girlie bar

Tinks, Ice and Saddle looking like a gay couple, and not on autopay

Camel, SB in for wearing shirt with Camel’s name spelt CAMND???

Smegma, people that gloat, Kiwi said to Ice, “well, sorry it should have been you”

Poogie, bear, wants to create a golfing team, chose Camel over SB, as “who the fuck is SB”

Kiwi, SB in, SB is looking forward to next year so he can chase Japs

Now to the translation of Irish Spews short hand…

We’re now on the roof of a junk, wasted! Dr Evil fell down the stairs, and took a hit with the door open and no toilet paper. Kiwi became a necky and control freak, and Ice swam home!

Below is what I can fathom from drunken notes.

Amahs= Camel and SB,

ICE’s Circle

SOS, all he’s written for notes is “ Kiwiis a cunt”

Squeak, throws beer over SOS, in previous circle

STFU, hasn’t had any DD’s all year!

SB, he’s a pansy

Smegma, calling Mira during circle

Kiwi’s Circle

Emma Royde, taking $2000 off Caligula?

Mcshite, singing swing low, sweet shit rugby team etc

Ice Dancer & Poogie, cuddling each other

Ice Dancer, trying to declare next weeks run as his

Sports Section

Empty

Announcements

Squeak

Next weeks run

Hare: Kiwi Sausage

Location: Aberdeen reservoir at 6.45pm, Pagoda at top of reservoir road.

OnOn

Irish Spew & Spit or Swallow

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