Breaking News……

In a brilliant move, the Royal Southside Hash has ousted the tired, and definitely old, British led consortium for a more modern and decidedly North American team brought in especially to invigorate this well respected and long standing Hong Kong hash. The Royal Southside Hash has wisely retained several previous key contributors to maintain continuity or to fill more senior positions that previously were seen as being held by losers.

Initial poll results, courtesy of Gilbert Associates Special Polling (GASP) ©, shows a favorable response rating of 97% (margin of error 1.5%) to these management adjustments.

While not a complete surprise, pundits were none the less still shocked at the awesome display of raw talent that the new committee will bring to the hash. For some time intelligent hashers have known that the British faction was on the way out, but the speed and depth of this transition has shocked even veteran Southsider’s.

The new committee is reported to be made up as follows:

Position	New Committee Member	Replacing
Hare Raiser	Ice Dancer	Emma Royde
Web Master	Hugh Watt	Whippy
Stash	Cabbage	Ice Dancer
Tour Master	Camel	Dribble
Hash Cash	Tinks	Tinks
Scribes	Jack Off and STFU	Dogbite and Kiwi Sausage
RA	Saddle	Smallbone
One List Moderator	Caligula	Whippy
Vice Master	Kiwi Sausage	Hugh Watt
HashMaster	Small Bone	Who cares…….

Stay tuned for further details as they become available.